I couldn’t believe what I was seeing… It’s impossible!!!
Well, possible as a matter of fact as I’m actually watching it – no camera trick, no dubbing,
no professionalism (from a movie enthusiast’s point of view), and yeah, no clothes on as well!

You’ve guessed right; I’m talking about the much hyped and mediatised porn MMS that has sweeped the nation off its butt!
My appetite for samoussa has diminished (no wonder why)… and I advise young kids to avoid drinking Smirnoff ice – apparently, after 1 drink, you’ll ask for 3 more – makes it a foursome, doesn’t it?
As a young mauritian in the UK, I have lived, experienced, and witnessed young people’s view towards drugs, porn and media, and have compared and contrasted it’s resulting effect on the youth here, to the younger generation of Mauritius.

European culture is no doubt far ahead in terms of tolerance of society towards sex compared to countries with a higher south asian culture. The more taboo a thing is, the more publicity and criticism it will fetch when exposed. It doesn’t matter here if it’s right or wrong – it’s just not acceptable. Such is more or less the case in Mauritius about the (now famous) Stuthi MMS which has upset many… and s-excited many more!

I asked myself: ‘What the hell were they thinking when doing that???’…..’were they high on drugs?’ – Nops!…..was she forced to do that? – Didn’t look like it (honestly), ‘were they celebrating something?’ – (not anymore after this!)…
That left me perplexed! Everybody wanted to know WHY they did it? Something to ponder on, definitely, but what’s more of concern here is it’s impact on the younger generation. (who by the way, are on the edge of trying something silly only to gain popularity or even a reputation, as that’s what makes them ‘in’ amongst the increasingly controversy-hungry, so-called friends they have!)
My view on all this may not matter to many, (given that I’m not a angel myself)…. but as a true Mauritian who is proud of his country (despite the obvious political and social loopholes of our society), I condemn those youngsters to a life they will have to be ashamed of, if ever confronted by a fellow Mauritian who knows their ‘Popular and official secret’!!!
So naive…. so young….so bobok I realised they could have made a better film (technically) if properly prepared – those fools!!!

My advice to them??? If you want to do a Porn MMS, try to be more innovative!!!, and yes, don’t get caught!…. and my advice to all other people: We should punish those responsible for such indecent and immoral acts.

Extra Feature: How to make a Porn MMS (and get caught)

1. Venue: You need ‘1 baz’…. private bungalow (pied-dans-l’eau) would be ideal…. but anywhere private that surely won’t have any ‘casser nissa’ or ‘bhai looker’ would do (you want copyright on your MMS).

2. Artists: You need ‘actors’ for your MMS. Hygiene and girth are not important (for the guys)…. our actress (there can’t be more than 1) needs to ‘look’ at least above average…. (school uniform will attract a larger mature crowd – they’ve got credit cards)…
her accent is negligible but good vocals is an advantage.

3. Equipment: For a high quality recording and multi-angle shots, use Nokia camera phones by preference (better network and MMS propagation is easy)….

4. Camouflage: dried leaves and army outfits wont be necessary….it’s not an ambush, it’s about a bush! Empty Ceres carton (medium de preference)…

5. Lighting Effect: A 30 Watts bulb will do…. (an advantage if actress is fair)…

6. Porn identity: Please be more creative, names like samoussa wont lead you too far in the business…. come up with stuff like: Aman le Banane, Kevin Trou-o-soeur, Vanessa Parazer, Natasha Kot-Ex? … etc

7. Script: We dont expect much from newcomers, but good acting skills (please read manual – can be found in cahier 20 pages ti la ligne) can be a plus factor for overseas releases…. get inspired by sexy songs such as: Chocholoco, French Kiss or even the super duper bolly hit ‘chholi ke peeche’…additional background score can be added while filming depending on audibility of the shooting grunts….

8. Method of Distribution: Bluetooth, Goldtooth (depending on network coverage),Infra-red, Extra-Red and not forgetting the ‘world wild web’.
Local distribution depends on buyer’s secrecy and trust!

9. Background: Coming from a well respected family is a plus for shock-value ; Your Dad/Mum must be a well placed and hold a high social status (Its easy for legal and judicial procedures)

10. Legal Implications: Get an E-Lawyer (its cheaper ..trust me)

25 Aug 2006